Look, let's be real, being an adult is a struggle. You got bills to pay, deadlines to meet, and that nagging feeling that you should be more motivated than you actually are. Sometimes, the only thing that gets you through the day is a strong mug of caffeine. And what better way to show the world your struggles than with a comfy sweatshirt that says

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my afternoon dose of brew like a individual requires oxygen. Truly, the concept of starting my day without it causes me unease. Black doesn't influence much, as long as that robust flavor reaches my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my soul. I am a being of habit, and that habit is my morning ritual